Six, six, sixty nine (six, six, sixty nine!) The devil’s going down and so am I They say this is Hell but I’m having fun They say this is Hell but I’m about to cum Ooooooo it happens all the time! If God is straight that’s a disappointment I need to be quick I might miss my appointment I’ve gotta be at the doctors at half past three If I miss that I might hit a tree I need to be at the doctor’s at half past ten I need to go every day or I might lose my head I need to get to the doctor’s at half past nine I need to get to the doctor’s I go there all the time Six, six, sixty nine (six, six, sixty nine!) The devil’s going down and so am I They say this is Hell but I’m having fun They say this is Hell but I’m about to cum Satan’s gay for everyone Satan’s gay and it’s lots of fun We’re down in Hell and Satan’s over here Looking at you he doesn’t care if your queer And Satan’s looking out the door Satan’s waiting for some more He likes dick in his ass Satan likes to be crass! Remember when I was such a good boy (Such a good boy) Read the Necronomicon, now I’m Satan’s sex toy! Six plus six is sixty-nine What’s better than zero? Nuns! I’m sending a holy war to take back your hot cross buns I fought in the crusades Waste of time I didn’t get laid Got baptised in unholy water Wish Jesus was a girl I’d fuck God’s daughter!

We're just trying to enjoy the sun Our fun's not harming anyone Playing frisbee like everyone else Why you gotta fine me for taking a piss? Fifty quid seems rather steep Nature's toilet should be cheap Went behind a tree and out of sight I'd understand if I was taking a shite Pigs in the park Pigs in the park Pigs in the park Pigs in the park I realise it's against the law I know that you're only doing your job Just opened a beer and I'd like to drink it So kindly leave get outta the sunlight It's not very often that it is July I promise you officer I'm not a bad guy Does it really have to be such a crime If I wanna get drunk and fly my kite? Pigs in the park Pigs in the park Pigs in the park Pigs in the park Get the fuck out of my park Get the fuck out of my park There's a million assholes in this place Playing music getting off their face You single me out cause I'm smoking grass Find some other cunt to harass Ask me a question I plead the fifth Ask me again I'll give you my fist We're gonna give you a drugs test Go fuck yourself is my defence Pigs in the park Pigs in the park Pigs in the park Pigs in the park

I like to take shits everywhere And that’s because I just don’t care About society, everybody left me I don’t know if you can see I love taking shits in your fucking hedge I don’t give a shit, I fucking live on the edge I don’t care about anybody And that’s why I think shitting is funny Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide When you take a shit outside! Shit out of luck, I don’t give a fuck Gonna do a shit and run! Shit out of luck, I don’t give a fuck Gonna do a shit and run! Gonna do a shit and run! Gonna do a shit and run! The law is coming We’re coming for you You should have held in that fucking poo I’ll put you in the back of my car And then I’m gonna put you behind bars You think its funny to take a shit? Wait until your ass is filled with dick You’re not gonna get out on bail No one’s gonna hear your shitty tale! Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide When you take a shit outside! Shit out of luck, I don’t give a fuck Gonna do a shit and run! Shit out of luck, I don’t give a fuck Gonna do a shit and run! Gonna do a shit and run! Gonna do a shit and run! I’ve got you now, I’ve got you in my sights You’re gonna be shitting in a cell tonight Come back here you little dick Well I don’t care I’m taking a shit I’m gonna put you in a cell Well that’s alright I’ll take a shit in jail Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide When you take a shit outside! Shit out of luck, I don’t give a fuck Gonna do a shit and run! Shit out of luck, I don’t give a fuck Gonna do a shit and run! Gonna do a shit and run! Gonna do a shit and run!

Everything is a fucking conspiracy I know its true cause the internet told me The Pentagon has got six sides It's infiltrated by alien spies Its too late they're already here Wonder why you've been living in fear? Everything is a fucking conspiracy Open your third eye with a fuckin conspiri-key Everything is not gonna be alright The world is gonna explode tonight The secret government planted their bombs And launched their rocket ships straight to Mars Zuckerberg is a fuckin reptile It's fuckin obvious he's fucking evil He's eating babies in bohemian grove They're fuckin demons in the skull and bones Secret base in Antarctica We know it's there but we don't know what for Why'd you think they took your fuckin foreskin? It's the secret to rejuvenation! Everything is not gonna be alright The world is gonna explode tonight The secret government planted their bombs And launched their rocket ships straight to Mars It’s a fuckin conspiracy It’s a fuckin conspiracy It’s a fuckin conspiracy It’s a fuckin conspiracy! Jeff Bezos is a fucking pedo... ...allegedly, a fuckin weirdo Jeffrey Bezos is a billionaire He fucks the planet and he just doesn't care Birds aren't real, they're remote controlled The government lies, eradicate them all MK Ultra, it's mind control Superhuman powers, They killed Marilyn Monroe! Everything is not gonna be alright The world is gonna explode tonight The secret government planted their bombs And launched their rocket ships straight to Mars A well balanced diet (Fucking conspiracy) Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it (Also a conspiracy) Good for the climate (That’s a fucking conspiracy) I disagree with science (It’s a fucking conspiracy) The earth is flat (That one is a fucking conspiracy) Well I’m too fat (Heard it before fucking conspiracy) Well illuminati (It’s a fucking conspiracy) Modern day Nazis (Yes) A game of Yahtzee? (It’s a fucking conspiracy) I never go to parties (A fucking conspiracy) Mind control (That too is a conspiracy) Grassy knoll (It’s a fucking conspiracy) Edgar Allen Poe (It’s a fucking conspiracy) Why can’t I get my hole? (It’s a fucking conspiracy) I never went to school (That’s a fucking conspiracy) So I don’t even know (Yes it’s a fucking conspiracy) Hillary Clinton (It’s a fucking conspiracy) Is a fuckin bint and (They’re conspiring against me) Jeffery Dahmer (It’s a fucking conspiracy) Is a serial charmer (It’s a fucking conspiracy) Bill Gates (Thought control) Lots of complaints (It’s a fucking conspiracy) Bezos in Barbados (The Government’s out for me) Bezos in Barbados (There’s nothing I can do) Do the robot in Barbados (It’s a fucking conspiracy) Do the robot in Barbados (Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh) And ??? in Barbados Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The bus station is sweaty The air is warm it feels like cold spaghetti Don’t trust that fucking bus Only get on it, if you must The worst bus station in the world Everybody wants to see their girl But they can’t cause this bus station smells like shit You can’t even step in it for a little bit Smells like faeces mixed with gasoline Turpentine and what a scene Why can’t the council keep this place clean All it needs is a ton of Febreeze Buchanan Bus Station Smells like urination I’m finally starting to feel like this place could be my home Buchanan Bus Station I’m sleeping on the floor The smell of piss is slowly getting easier to bear I shit in the corner and I’m pishing all a’er the flair I’ve got to creep on this double-decker Stealth mode past this inspector Everybody keeps looking at me Maybe it’s cause I took some ketamine Last night I caused quite a scene But I swear I’m all peaches and cream Six quid to Hamilton Fuck that I’d rather run I’m finally starting to feel like this place could be my home Buchanan Bus Station I’m sleeping on the floor The smell of piss is slowly seeping through my underwear I shit in the corner and I shoot up under the stairs Get on the bus and bring your friends It’s fun to lose and to pretend Don’t make it sad it’s just a song Just bring your friends we’ll sing along On a night out, it’s more dangerous Here we are now entertain us Bring your doggo, it’s obligato Worst bus in Glasgow? I think but don’t know. I’m finally starting to feel like this place could be my home Buchanan Bus Station I’m sleeping on the floor The smell of piss is slowly getting easier to bear I shit in the corner and I’m pishing all a’er the flair I’m finally starting to feel like this place could be my home Buchanan Bus Station I’m sleeping on the floor The smell of piss is slowly getting easier to bear I shit in the corner and I’m never gonna pay my fare

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I wanna see it, just gimme the bag The best 10 spot I ever had Nah I wanna be it, I wanna be the bag Roll me up and smoke me like a 50p fag Cause I’m for real, I wish I was drugs I’d smoke my pubes and I’d get such a rush My dick is glass and it’s a bong Get your best friends and come along yeah! If I’m not high then I’m coming down I got a bag and you’re coming around Bring your friends as long as they’re sound But I got neighbours so let’s keep it down Drugs I take them every day Drugs Yeah make me feel ok Drugs Yeah I got something to say Drugs Drugs Oh gimme them free Drugs There’s only so much I can take Drugs Has it really been a week? Drugs, drugs, drugs, drugs, drugs, drugs, gimme, drugs I’m feeling bored, nothing to do I want some drugs, you want some too If you can roll it, I’m down to smoke it I’m not addicted, just let me smoke it! I smoke some weed, I smoke some meth Gimme ten minutes, now there’s nothing left I got some work, I need to do, I fucking fucked it, I’m fucking screwed If I’m not high then I’m coming down I got a bag and you’re coming around Bring your friends as long as they’re sound Fuck my neighbours let’s play it loud! Drugs I take them every day Drugs Yeah make me feel ok Drugs Yeah I got something to say Drugs Drugs Oh gimme them free Drugs There’s only so much I can take Drugs Has it really been a week Drugs, drugs, drugs, drugs, drugs, drugs, gimme, drugs

Ethereum My money’s on the line Ethereum It goes up and down all the time Ethereum Those millions will be mine Ethereum It’s guaranteed just a matter of time The government are spreading their lies They don’t want your money decentralized Bankers are crying in the streets Vultures with nothing to eat I don’t understand the technology But I know blockchain will never fail me My life of poverty is temporary Cause I’ve got a coin that’s worth more than money It’s Ethereum Sold everything I own Ethereum And taken out a payday loan Ethereum Can’t see this going wrong Ethereum Cause Reddit told me I’m the chosen one This is not investment advice Make your own decisions in life But I’m living in a fools paradise And I’m sending you all out an invite No one can predict the market price But I’ve only ever been wrong twice Cost me my home and my wife Well she’ll be back when I make it big with Ethereum It’s never gonna peak Ethereum I’m on an endless winning streak Ethereum We’re going to the moon Ethereum I’ll be a billionaire by the afternoon What you gonna do when there’s a crash? Cowards rush to sell they don’t wanna be last But you’ve gotta hold on to those bags Just fuckin hold on to that Ethereum My money’s on the line Ethereum It goes up and down all the time Ethereum Those millions will be mine Ethereum It’s guaranteed just a matter of time Ethereum, Ethereum, Ethereum, Ethereum It’s so much fun, Ethereum

Wake up in the morning Everything feels alright The sunshine is breaking And I might ride my bike Down the street I cycle in my dreams And now that I’m awake I wanna make it real I just want to ride my bicycle My heart’s as cold as an icicle I want to ride it for miles and miles and miles And miles I don’t have a reflection Or a little light on my head So I put my bike away And I get my racket instead In the night-time tennis is my dream But now that I’m awake it makes me want to scream I just want to ride my bicycle My heart’s as cold as an icicle I want to ride it for miles and miles and miles And miles Oooo waking in a nightmare And nothing seems real to me My bike is a ten-speed At least it used to be And now I just can’t find it anywhere And I do believe it was taken by Mother I just want to ride my bicycle My heart’s as cold as an icicle I want to ride it for miles and miles and miles And miles When it seems there’s only rain And my heart is filled with pain There’s only one thing that can make me feel complete again In the cold and freezing night That pass with no delight There’s only one thing that can make me feel alright again Again, again I just want to ride my bicycle My heart’s as cold as an icicle I want to ride it for miles and miles and miles And miles Now I can ride my bicycle My sense of joy is unsurmisable I’m going to ride it for miles and miles and miles And miles

Living in the future, visiting the past Dreaming in my nightmares, reality cannot last Beginning at the end, Finish at the start This ancient technology, Is state of the art I am the conductor on this train of time I cannot guarantee you'll leave here with your mind Tickets at the ready, ready to go Time is moving, moving too slow Cannot stop, stop the flow Ready everyone here we go All systems go rockets ignite, light is bending out of human sight Anti-gravity and uncle time, Brace yourself you'll never make it through the night Mind the gap when you alight, Your soul is mine you cannot fight Trapped in the space between space and time, Next stop is the end of the line I am the conductor on the train of time I cannot guarantee you'll leave here with your mind Tickets at the ready, ready to go Time is moving, moving too slow Cannot stop, stop the flow Ready everyone here we go Space equals time You cannot change your mind Time equals space Everything falls into place Blasting off, off of the tracks You cannot turn, cannot turn back Infinity in the blink of an eye If you're not alive then get ready to die A light so bright that it shines black It's not the truth, but it's a fact Stars setting on a new dawn The time has come for you to move on I am the conductor on the train of time I cannot guarantee you'll leave here with your mind Tickets at the ready, ready to go Time is moving, moving too slow Cannot stop, stop the flow Ready everyone here we go Time is but a construct of the human mind A by-product of the collective consciousness Creating matter in order to experience itself. Our self. You cannot separate your carriage from mine, We are linked for all eternity Our individual projections of life as we know it Trapped in the focus of our physical brains. Free yourself from your self. Step on board and let go. I am not the conductor and you are not the passenger. We are the conductor, we are the passenger, We ride for free, we get off where we want, You know where you are, you know where you're going, We left from the same place and we are never turning back.

Porcelain’s my only friend She’ll be with me until the end Porcelain’s got such a great smile And I hope you’ll wait with me a while Porcelain Porcelain Porcelain Porcelain Porcelain is my best friend We hang out like every weekend She doesn’t care about my pee Oh Porcelain she’ll always look at me Porcelain’s got a great big grin She doesn’t care what I put in Even a taco what a sin Oh Porcelain you’re for the win Porcelain You’ve been with me through thick and thin Porcelain You know I just can’t hold it in Porcelain And I don’t like to cause a splash Porcelain I never wait I always dash Porcelain You put up with all my shit Porcelain I never stand I always sit Porcelain You put up with all my abuse Porcelain One flush is never any use I didn’t realise you had a surprise You were gonna leave me at sunrise Oh Porcelain when I look at you I wanna take a fucking poo I just don’t know Why you would go But I guess I don’t have to know If you think that I’m hanging low Then Porcelain just let me go Porcelain You’ve been with me through thick and thin Porcelain You know I just can’t hold it in Porcelain And I don’t like to cause a splash Porcelain I never wait I always dash Porcelain You put up with all my shit Porcelain I never stand I always sit Porcelain I love you Mr Shanks Porcelain I love it when you watch me wank! Porcelain’s my only friend She’ll be with me until the end Porcelain’s got such a great smile And I hope you’ll wait with me a while