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6669
03:35
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Six, six, sixty nine (six, six, sixty nine!)
The devil’s going down and so am I
They say this is Hell but I’m having fun
They say this is Hell but I’m about to cum
Ooooooo it happens all the time!
If God is straight that’s a disappointment
I need to be quick I might miss my appointment
I’ve gotta be at the doctors at half past three
If I miss that I might hit a tree
I need to be at the doctor’s at half past ten
I need to go every day or I might lose my head
I need to get to the doctor’s at half past nine
I need to get to the doctor’s I go there all the time
Six, six, sixty nine (six, six, sixty nine!)
The devil’s going down and so am I
They say this is Hell but I’m having fun
They say this is Hell but I’m about to cum
Satan’s gay for everyone
Satan’s gay and it’s lots of fun
We’re down in Hell and Satan’s over here
Looking at you he doesn’t care if your queer
And Satan’s looking out the door
Satan’s waiting for some more
He likes dick in his ass
Satan likes to be crass!
Remember when I was such a good boy (Such a good boy)
Read the Necronomicon, now I’m Satan’s sex toy!
Six plus six is sixty-nine
What’s better than zero? Nuns!
I’m sending a holy war
to take back your hot cross buns
I fought in the crusades
Waste of time I didn’t get laid
Got baptised in unholy water
Wish Jesus was a girl I’d fuck God’s daughter!
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PIGZ IN THE PARK
03:42
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We're just trying to enjoy the sun
Our fun's not harming anyone
Playing frisbee like everyone else
Why you gotta fine me for taking a piss?
Fifty quid seems rather steep
Nature's toilet should be cheap
Went behind a tree and out of sight
I'd understand if I was taking a shite
Pigs in the park
Pigs in the park
Pigs in the park
Pigs in the park
I realise it's against the law
I know that you're only doing your job
Just opened a beer and I'd like to drink it
So kindly leave get outta the sunlight
It's not very often that it is July
I promise you officer I'm not a bad guy
Does it really have to be such a crime
If I wanna get drunk and fly my kite?
Pigs in the park
Pigs in the park
Pigs in the park
Pigs in the park
Get the fuck out of my park
Get the fuck out of my park
There's a million assholes in this place
Playing music getting off their face
You single me out cause I'm smoking grass
Find some other cunt to harass
Ask me a question I plead the fifth
Ask me again I'll give you my fist
We're gonna give you a drugs test
Go fuck yourself is my defence
Pigs in the park
Pigs in the park
Pigs in the park
Pigs in the park
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3. |
SHIT AND RUN
02:51
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I like to take shits everywhere
And that’s because I just don’t care
About society, everybody left me
I don’t know if you can see
I love taking shits in your fucking hedge
I don’t give a shit, I fucking live on the edge
I don’t care about anybody
And that’s why I think shitting is funny
Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide
When you take a shit outside!
Shit out of luck, I don’t give a fuck
Gonna do a shit and run!
Shit out of luck, I don’t give a fuck
Gonna do a shit and run!
Gonna do a shit and run!
Gonna do a shit and run!
The law is coming
We’re coming for you
You should have held in that fucking poo
I’ll put you in the back of my car
And then I’m gonna put you behind bars
You think its funny to take a shit?
Wait until your ass is filled with dick
You’re not gonna get out on bail
No one’s gonna hear your shitty tale!
Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide
When you take a shit outside!
Shit out of luck, I don’t give a fuck
Gonna do a shit and run!
Shit out of luck, I don’t give a fuck
Gonna do a shit and run!
Gonna do a shit and run!
Gonna do a shit and run!
I’ve got you now, I’ve got you in my sights
You’re gonna be shitting in a cell tonight
Come back here you little dick
Well I don’t care I’m taking a shit
I’m gonna put you in a cell
Well that’s alright I’ll take a shit in jail
Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide
When you take a shit outside!
Shit out of luck, I don’t give a fuck
Gonna do a shit and run!
Shit out of luck, I don’t give a fuck
Gonna do a shit and run!
Gonna do a shit and run!
Gonna do a shit and run!
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CONSPIRACY TUNE
03:57
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Everything is a fucking conspiracy
I know its true cause the internet told me
The Pentagon has got six sides
It's infiltrated by alien spies
Its too late they're already here
Wonder why you've been living in fear?
Everything is a fucking conspiracy
Open your third eye with a fuckin conspiri-key
Everything is not gonna be alright
The world is gonna explode tonight
The secret government planted their bombs
And launched their rocket ships straight to Mars
Zuckerberg is a fuckin reptile
It's fuckin obvious he's fucking evil
He's eating babies in bohemian grove
They're fuckin demons in the skull and bones
Secret base in Antarctica
We know it's there but we don't know what for
Why'd you think they took your fuckin foreskin?
It's the secret to rejuvenation!
Everything is not gonna be alright
The world is gonna explode tonight
The secret government planted their bombs
And launched their rocket ships straight to Mars
It’s a fuckin conspiracy
It’s a fuckin conspiracy
It’s a fuckin conspiracy
It’s a fuckin conspiracy!
Jeff Bezos is a fucking pedo...
...allegedly, a fuckin weirdo
Jeffrey Bezos is a billionaire
He fucks the planet and he just doesn't care
Birds aren't real, they're remote controlled
The government lies, eradicate them all
MK Ultra, it's mind control
Superhuman powers,
They killed Marilyn Monroe!
Everything is not gonna be alright
The world is gonna explode tonight
The secret government planted their bombs
And launched their rocket ships straight to Mars
A well balanced diet (Fucking conspiracy)
Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it (Also a conspiracy)
Good for the climate (That’s a fucking conspiracy)
I disagree with science (It’s a fucking conspiracy)
The earth is flat (That one is a fucking conspiracy)
Well I’m too fat (Heard it before fucking conspiracy)
Well illuminati (It’s a fucking conspiracy)
Modern day Nazis (Yes)
A game of Yahtzee? (It’s a fucking conspiracy)
I never go to parties (A fucking conspiracy)
Mind control (That too is a conspiracy)
Grassy knoll (It’s a fucking conspiracy)
Edgar Allen Poe (It’s a fucking conspiracy)
Why can’t I get my hole? (It’s a fucking conspiracy)
I never went to school (That’s a fucking conspiracy)
So I don’t even know (Yes it’s a fucking conspiracy)
Hillary Clinton (It’s a fucking conspiracy)
Is a fuckin bint and (They’re conspiring against me)
Jeffery Dahmer (It’s a fucking conspiracy)
Is a serial charmer (It’s a fucking conspiracy)
Bill Gates (Thought control)
Lots of complaints (It’s a fucking conspiracy)
Bezos in Barbados (The Government’s out for me)
Bezos in Barbados (There’s nothing I can do)
Do the robot in Barbados (It’s a fucking conspiracy)
Do the robot in Barbados (Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
And ??? in Barbados
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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The bus station is sweaty
The air is warm it feels like cold spaghetti
Don’t trust that fucking bus
Only get on it, if you must
The worst bus station in the world
Everybody wants to see their girl
But they can’t cause this bus station smells like shit
You can’t even step in it for a little bit
Smells like faeces mixed with gasoline
Turpentine and what a scene
Why can’t the council keep this place clean
All it needs is a ton of Febreeze
Buchanan Bus Station
Smells like urination
I’m finally starting to feel like this place could be my home
Buchanan Bus Station I’m sleeping on the floor
The smell of piss is slowly getting easier to bear
I shit in the corner and I’m pishing all a’er the flair
I’ve got to creep on this double-decker
Stealth mode past this inspector
Everybody keeps looking at me
Maybe it’s cause I took some ketamine
Last night I caused quite a scene
But I swear I’m all peaches and cream
Six quid to Hamilton
Fuck that I’d rather run
I’m finally starting to feel like this place could be my home
Buchanan Bus Station I’m sleeping on the floor
The smell of piss is slowly seeping through my underwear
I shit in the corner and I shoot up under the stairs
Get on the bus and bring your friends
It’s fun to lose and to pretend
Don’t make it sad it’s just a song
Just bring your friends we’ll sing along
On a night out, it’s more dangerous
Here we are now entertain us
Bring your doggo, it’s obligato
Worst bus in Glasgow? I think but don’t know.
I’m finally starting to feel like this place could be my home
Buchanan Bus Station I’m sleeping on the floor
The smell of piss is slowly getting easier to bear
I shit in the corner and I’m pishing all a’er the flair
I’m finally starting to feel like this place could be my home
Buchanan Bus Station I’m sleeping on the floor
The smell of piss is slowly getting easier to bear
I shit in the corner and I’m never gonna pay my fare
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FUCK METALLICA
02:32
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SUCK IT NERD
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7. |
JOEZ CABLEZ
00:56
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Send me money plz: 0x6Bda9B1864eed1BF94fD147e56e0D15F0807bc68
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8. |
DRUGZ
05:36
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I wanna see it, just gimme the bag
The best 10 spot I ever had
Nah I wanna be it, I wanna be the bag
Roll me up and smoke me like a 50p fag
Cause I’m for real, I wish I was drugs
I’d smoke my pubes and I’d get such a rush
My dick is glass and it’s a bong
Get your best friends and come along yeah!
If I’m not high then I’m coming down
I got a bag and you’re coming around
Bring your friends as long as they’re sound
But I got neighbours so let’s keep it down
Drugs
I take them every day
Drugs
Yeah make me feel ok
Drugs
Yeah I got something to say
Drugs
Drugs
Oh gimme them free
Drugs
There’s only so much I can take
Drugs
Has it really been a week?
Drugs, drugs, drugs, drugs, drugs, drugs, gimme, drugs
I’m feeling bored, nothing to do
I want some drugs, you want some too
If you can roll it, I’m down to smoke it
I’m not addicted, just let me smoke it!
I smoke some weed, I smoke some meth
Gimme ten minutes, now there’s nothing left
I got some work, I need to do,
I fucking fucked it, I’m fucking screwed
If I’m not high then I’m coming down
I got a bag and you’re coming around
Bring your friends as long as they’re sound
Fuck my neighbours let’s play it loud!
Drugs
I take them every day
Drugs
Yeah make me feel ok
Drugs
Yeah I got something to say
Drugs
Drugs
Oh gimme them free
Drugs
There’s only so much I can take
Drugs
Has it really been a week
Drugs, drugs, drugs, drugs, drugs, drugs, gimme, drugs
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9. |
ETHEREUM
03:13
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Ethereum
My money’s on the line
Ethereum
It goes up and down all the time
Ethereum
Those millions will be mine
Ethereum
It’s guaranteed just a matter of time
The government are spreading their lies
They don’t want your money decentralized
Bankers are crying in the streets
Vultures with nothing to eat
I don’t understand the technology
But I know blockchain will never fail me
My life of poverty is temporary
Cause I’ve got a coin that’s worth more than money
It’s Ethereum
Sold everything I own
Ethereum
And taken out a payday loan
Ethereum
Can’t see this going wrong
Ethereum
Cause Reddit told me I’m the chosen one
This is not investment advice
Make your own decisions in life
But I’m living in a fools paradise
And I’m sending you all out an invite
No one can predict the market price
But I’ve only ever been wrong twice
Cost me my home and my wife
Well she’ll be back when I make it big with
Ethereum
It’s never gonna peak
Ethereum
I’m on an endless winning streak
Ethereum
We’re going to the moon
Ethereum
I’ll be a billionaire by the afternoon
What you gonna do when there’s a crash?
Cowards rush to sell they don’t wanna be last
But you’ve gotta hold on to those bags
Just fuckin hold on to that
Ethereum
My money’s on the line
Ethereum
It goes up and down all the time
Ethereum
Those millions will be mine
Ethereum
It’s guaranteed just a matter of time
Ethereum, Ethereum, Ethereum, Ethereum
It’s so much fun, Ethereum
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10. |
GOTH TUNE
04:16
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Wake up in the morning
Everything feels alright
The sunshine is breaking
And I might ride my bike
Down the street I cycle in my dreams
And now that I’m awake I wanna make it real
I just want to ride my bicycle
My heart’s as cold as an icicle
I want to ride it for miles and miles and miles
And miles
I don’t have a reflection
Or a little light on my head
So I put my bike away
And I get my racket instead
In the night-time tennis is my dream
But now that I’m awake it makes me want to scream
I just want to ride my bicycle
My heart’s as cold as an icicle
I want to ride it for miles and miles and miles
And miles
Oooo waking in a nightmare
And nothing seems real to me
My bike is a ten-speed
At least it used to be
And now I just can’t find it anywhere
And I do believe it was taken by Mother
I just want to ride my bicycle
My heart’s as cold as an icicle
I want to ride it for miles and miles and miles
And miles
When it seems there’s only rain
And my heart is filled with pain
There’s only one thing that can make me feel complete again
In the cold and freezing night
That pass with no delight
There’s only one thing that can make me feel alright again
Again, again
I just want to ride my bicycle
My heart’s as cold as an icicle
I want to ride it for miles and miles and miles
And miles
Now I can ride my bicycle
My sense of joy is unsurmisable
I’m going to ride it for miles and miles and miles
And miles
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SPACE = TIME
05:42
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Living in the future, visiting the past
Dreaming in my nightmares, reality cannot last
Beginning at the end, Finish at the start
This ancient technology, Is state of the art
I am the conductor on this train of time
I cannot guarantee you'll leave here with your mind
Tickets at the ready, ready to go
Time is moving, moving too slow
Cannot stop, stop the flow
Ready everyone here we go
All systems go rockets ignite, light is bending out of human sight
Anti-gravity and uncle time,
Brace yourself you'll never make it through the night
Mind the gap when you alight,
Your soul is mine you cannot fight
Trapped in the space between space and time,
Next stop is the end of the line
I am the conductor on the train of time
I cannot guarantee you'll leave here with your mind
Tickets at the ready, ready to go
Time is moving, moving too slow
Cannot stop, stop the flow
Ready everyone here we go
Space equals time
You cannot change your mind
Time equals space
Everything falls into place
Blasting off, off of the tracks
You cannot turn, cannot turn back
Infinity in the blink of an eye
If you're not alive then get ready to die
A light so bright that it shines black
It's not the truth, but it's a fact
Stars setting on a new dawn
The time has come for you to move on
I am the conductor on the train of time
I cannot guarantee you'll leave here with your mind
Tickets at the ready, ready to go
Time is moving, moving too slow
Cannot stop, stop the flow
Ready everyone here we go
Time is but a construct of the human mind
A by-product of the collective consciousness
Creating matter in order to experience itself.
Our self.
You cannot separate your carriage from mine,
We are linked for all eternity
Our individual projections of life as we know it
Trapped in the focus of our physical brains.
Free yourself from your self.
Step on board and let go.
I am not the conductor and you are not the passenger.
We are the conductor, we are the passenger,
We ride for free, we get off where we want,
You know where you are, you know where you're going,
We left from the same place and we are never turning back.
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PORCELYN
04:33
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Porcelain’s my only friend
She’ll be with me until the end
Porcelain’s got such a great smile
And I hope you’ll wait with me a while
Porcelain
Porcelain
Porcelain
Porcelain
Porcelain is my best friend
We hang out like every weekend
She doesn’t care about my pee
Oh Porcelain she’ll always look at me
Porcelain’s got a great big grin
She doesn’t care what I put in
Even a taco what a sin
Oh Porcelain you’re for the win
Porcelain
You’ve been with me through thick and thin
Porcelain
You know I just can’t hold it in
Porcelain
And I don’t like to cause a splash
Porcelain
I never wait I always dash
Porcelain
You put up with all my shit
Porcelain
I never stand I always sit
Porcelain
You put up with all my abuse
Porcelain
One flush is never any use
I didn’t realise you had a surprise
You were gonna leave me at sunrise
Oh Porcelain when I look at you
I wanna take a fucking poo
I just don’t know
Why you would go
But I guess I don’t have to know
If you think that I’m hanging low
Then Porcelain just let me go
Porcelain
You’ve been with me through thick and thin
Porcelain
You know I just can’t hold it in
Porcelain
And I don’t like to cause a splash
Porcelain
I never wait I always dash
Porcelain
You put up with all my shit
Porcelain
I never stand I always sit
Porcelain
I love you Mr Shanks
Porcelain
I love it when you watch me wank!
Porcelain’s my only friend
She’ll be with me until the end
Porcelain’s got such a great smile
And I hope you’ll wait with me a while
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